Showing posts with label Rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rules. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2011

Demons on Tar

"Road fear and Exam fear are the two fears I've never had and will never have" - so said a 16 year old Shilpa who was studious and raced town buses on her BSA Ladybird! 
I have strongly stood by my statement till date, well, literally till date!
This very evening, a motorbike screeching past, too close to the right of my vehicle and a not-so-pleasant experience of being sandwiched between a carefree push-cart vendor and a car whizzing along, left me with something like an electric shock in my heart.  Is it sane to call yourself fearless of a blind demon slashing away in all possible directions? 
Possibly, the speeding car that rammed my vehicle's front panel and left my circulation system short of a few hundred millilitres of blood (or whatever quantity is sufficient to soak a sandal and drip over), has made me more conscious and cautious on the road. 
My two-week bus travel post the accident made something of an early bird out of me and on resuming my two-wheeler ride to college, I found that it was actually possible for me to start earlier than (the usual) 8.30 a.m. to reach the 10 km-away college before 8.50 a.m.! Travelling in a relaxed mood, I have been able to observe my fellow road-commuters. A surmise that applies to a majority of them is this- An Absolute lack of a sense of coexistence! Eight out of ten people seem to possess a book of traffic rules that reads:
  • Your own job is the most important! Get to it as quickly as possible; never bother about anything else.  
  • You may start as late as you please; but ensure that you always reach your destination on time!
  • You don't have to slow down at cuts or U-turns; the  moron driving straight ahead with no clue as to your sudden arrival in front of him shall pay for his ignorance.
  • Jump the red signals; the recently installed cameras near traffic lights are actually for screening people for bike-stunt ads.
  • The noble pedestrian has all rights to cross the road with no regard to the vehicles coming ahead; the road, after all, was built using his tax money!
  • "Keep Speeding" is the mantra; "Keep Left" is outdated.
  • Horns that sound like a pack of wolves' howling are the in-things.
  • You may remove the silencer of your motorbikes, to draw attention to your sleek assembled bikes and your cool riding stunts.
  • Helmets are for sissies who prefer safety (haha! what danger can ever befall a hero?!) and don't mind hair loss!! 
  • You may even start your bike without a key (well, some new technology will crop up) but never ever start it without both your ears plugged to your I-Pod or Cellphone with its media-player belting out your favourite songs!  
There are definitely more of these and might be observed by yours truly in the days to come.
I admit that I used to be a very fast driver pre-feb 18,2011. But now my eyes are wide open to the road around me. I'd always believed that if I ever met with an accident on the road, it would be by my mistake. Alas! I was shown that there was atleast one guy who was a more careless driver than me. 
Does everyone need to pass through such an ordeal before he/she realizes what I have realized?!
Fear, may be uncalled for; Awareness, most definitely, is needed!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Did You Know that...

  1. There are 10 sequential steps to be followed in overtaking a vehicle on the road?
  2. There are 3 types of Parking?
  3. You must check 6 parts within the bonnet of the car before driving away in it each morning?
  4. The minimum distance between your vehicle and the one in front must differ with the speed as follows:
one car's length at 15 kmph
two cars' length at 30 kmph
three cars' length at 45 kmph
..........and so on?????


Well there are more such rules. But in a country like ours, these are useless, at least until a mammoth revolution takes place, changing the way we think, act and yes, DRIVE. Till then, these rules (especially the last one which is the most unfeasible, IMO ;) ) shall find their uses only in putting pitiable 20 yr-olds to sleep, when they take the effort of waking early during a vacation and in consuming a few minutes of your precious time spent in reading this post ;)