Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Third Entity!

The most unique person I have met so far in life:
  • The one who works hard to ensure good jobs for his juniors ( well, the reciprocal sincerity of the juniors in that aspect cannot be discussed by me of all people!).
  • The one who can brave a bruise on one arm and a painful swelling in another, yet sleep for just about half an hour in a whole night to set tech questions which he rates "sub-standard" (and which the juniors are to be found gaping and gawking at, the following evening).
  • An extremely sensitive person who takes care to see to that no one gets hurt, even in the remotest sense.
  • The one who is Shy^(infinity).
  • The one who is deeply religious.
  • The Genius beyond excellence in OS, who actually achieved the near-impossible feat of knocking some OS concepts into a mind that is as dumb and closed towards that subject as mine.
  • The Master of languages- French, German, English, Tamil, Malayalam and many more to come...
  • The one who has not, in his almost 4 years of college life, eaten anywhere outside the hostel mess! Yes you read that right and it's not the other way (the pretty common one) around.
  • The sincerest guy who calls himself Lazy and hence undeserving of lavish food! (well would you call a Puff/Roll in R.V. or N.M.B. or even a ten-percent-cooked chapathi in the college canteen lavish??)
  • The one who doesn't eat chocolates because the cocoa mostly comes from slave-employing plantations. (well the reason is pretty good and humanitarian, but not many 20-year olds think of anything other than the wonderful taste when the choc is inside the mouth!)
Well, despite the fact that the similarities between me and the above described person are akin to those found between a gorilla and a polar bear, we have gelled well and I am extremely happy to introduce my Dearest Brother through this post!
99 percent of the readers of my bore of a blog know whom I have been talking about.

Truer words couldn't have been spoken by his tutor: "There are three entities in ECE- G1, G2 and Amalan!"

7 comments:

John Tony said...

Atrocious lies!!!!!!

How could you???????

He doesn't know much about OS, and everyone knows that.

He knows a bit of English and a bit of French, but he could never have said << Je vais ou je vas mourir, l'un et l'autre se dit ou se disent >> by himself to be worthy of the title "Master".

He does not know much of Tamil, and knows almost nothing of German, and knows nothing of Malayalam and you know that very well.

READERS BEWARE: A major part(if not the whole) of this post is a hype.

Shilpa Suresh said...

Shy^(infinity) &
Modest ^(infinity^(infinity)): hence proved!

John Tony is my bro's alter ego :)

balablog said...

Rightly said!!
To all my friends who might have role models as APJ,Sachin Tendulkar,.ETAL i might suggest u ve someone of almost your age as ur role model. And for that Amalan can be that ONLY PERSON of nearly our age. He is living the life of modesty,sincerity,humbleness,humanity,..the -ities go on.I can just say let us lead the life of Amalan(which to me is touching sky heights :) )

John Tony said...

Aardvarks! Abecedarians! Aborigines! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Antediluvian bulldozers! Anthracites! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Arabian Nightmares! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs! Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigars! Bashi-bazouks! Belemnites! Big-heads! Billions of bilious blue boiled and barbecued blistering barnacles in ten thousand thundering typhoons! Beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoors! Blackbirds! Blackguards! Blistereing blundering birdbrains! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdashes! Blunderbusses! Bootleggers! Borgias! Bougainvilleas! Brats! Breathalysers! Brigands! Bucaneers! Cachinnating cockatoos! Caterpillars! Centipedes! Cercopithecuses! Coelcanths! Colocynths! Corsairs! Crabapples! Cro-Magnons! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! Cyclotrons! Diplodocuses! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypuses! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiters! Ectoplasms! Fancy-dress Facists! Fatfaces! Filibusters ! Fourlegged Cyranoes! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzies! Gallows-fodders! Gibbering anthropoids! Great flat-footed grizzly bears! Gobbledgooks! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherers! Gyroscopes! Harlequins! Hydrocarbons! Iconoclasts! Idiots! Interplantary goats! Jellied eels! Jellyfishes! Jobbernowls! Lily-livered landlubbers! Logarithims! Lubberscums! Megacycles! Megacycle Pyromaniacs! Miserable blundering barbecued blisters! Miserable earth worms! Miserable misers! Miserable molecules of mildew! Misguided missles! Monopolizers! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Nanny Goats! Nyctalops! Odd-toed ungulates! Ophicleides! Orangoutangs! Ostrogoths! Pachyrhizuses! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderms! Phylloxerae! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropic pickpockets! Pithecanthropuses! Pockmarks! Politicans! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesians! Profiteers! Psychopaths! Purple profiteering jellyfishes! Pyrographers! Pyromaniacs! Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallions! Rats! Rhizopods! Road rollers! Roadhogs! Saucy tramps! Savages! Scorpions! Sea-gherkins! Sea-lice! Shipwreckers! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfires! Steamrollers! Stoolpigeons! Subtropical sea-lice! Squawking popinjays! Technocrats! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Tribe of Polynesians! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes! Ungulate! Vandals! Vermicellis! Vipers! Visigoths! Weevils! Whippersnappers! Wildcats! Woodlice! Zapotecs!

Stop teasing me!!!

Just stop it!!!

Unknown said...

ya..absolutely right...but you have missed out the "ramanujam" in him....

John Tony said...

Nice one! Always ready for a laugh! And watch who says that!

Arun Kumar said...

Hey..! Where are the photos??!